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cause of death: not forwarding chain messages
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one time a boy looked at me and my stomach felt weird and tingly and i thought i was in love with him but actually i just had to fart
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im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions
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today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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“yes, i play video games too. i’m not like most girls”
im still never going to recover from this
my moms boss sent her this as a christmas card
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shhh do not disturb the summer bloggers in their natural habitat
revenge of the summer bloggers
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i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
i have a fever but i think my insides are just trying to catch up with how hot my outsides are you feel me
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