December 2011
37 posts
Watchjonsn:
i cant even take it. ill stop now. shes just too good.
cashcrab:
A group of moms on their lunch break who have been excitedly talking about nothing but Bejeweled for the past 30 minutes
maxfuckingchristmas:
new drinking game: take a shot when you take a shot
averysagetchristmas:
what concert costs 45 cents
50 cent feat. nickelback
texting my two favorite people at the same time i hope this becomes routine. i love love!
shutupbemerry:
the hawaiians think people are idiots because we serve peach cobbler and we do it all in a spit cup
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“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via brooksoglesby)
Watchbrooksoglesby:
memories are forever
madcatterv2:
it is a very joyous occasion when you see a really fat person and realize they look like a fat version of someone you really don’t like
adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney:
George clooney plays a rousing game of “stop hitting yourself” with his daughter. For three full hours
http://samepicofdavecoulier.tumblr.com/ →
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
